But seeing as Kanye is a bit of a knobber, I think this guy's perfect:
(Photo: Street Pepper)
Yes, they're leather hareems. And his shoes are Jeremy Scott x Adidas. I didn't even know Jeremy Scott had collaborated with Adidas. Gonna get a-googling that. And seeing as I don't know who he is I can imagine he's funny, charming, knows how to cook etc etc. So all I need is for this guy to turn up at Cambridge in October, please.